Some things make you feel sexier just by being inside them. Like a Maserati, or a suit that doesn’t come from Vinnies.
The Six Senses resort in Ninh Van Bay, Nah Trang, one of Vietnam’s most white-person-plagued areas, is one such sexifying thing.
In fact, according to the Mr & Mrs Smith (not the sexy-defining characters from the movie, the travel website) Hotel Awards for this year, The Six Senses is the sexiest place you can pay to stay in, in the entire world.
When you think about it, there are a lot of sexy places. And when most people say something like “it’s the best oyster pancake in the world” you gotta be like “wll have you tried every oyster pancake in the world?” and that usually shuts them up.
In this case though, I’m pretty sure they’ve tried out every single sexy hotel in the world, which makes them experts and I will happily believe them.
But if you don’t, then see for yourself…
Choose your sexiness: there are jungle villas, rock pool villas or ocean-side villas. They have 24-hr butler service, mini wine cellars, hand-crafted bath tubs, and private pools. Meaning you can get up to as much sexiness in any part of your villa as you want.
Plus the resort is only accessible by boat. Obviously. Because anywhere you can walk to, just aint good enough as far as we’re concerned!
There you have it. If you can find a lazy $1,100 sitting around, why not set yourself up for a night in the place that does all the work for you. Provided you have someone to go with of course.
This is the kinda place that will most definitely make you feel all…